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Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon.
Fun is like life insurance.
Jean sorensen maybe it s true that life begins at fifty.
Old age is like underwear.
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Now is the time to make your mark on the world explore the antarctic or become an astronaut.
My first choice was 1978 but the time machine was booked.
Funny 50th birthday sayings.
It creeps up on you anon.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation.
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Make up your mind to take on exciting new challenges right after your nap.
Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.
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Funny birthday phrases 50.
The older you get the more it costs.
Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh.
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But everything else starts to wear out fall out or spread out.
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50th birthday quotes about middle age.